“Yes I want to get VERB + ‘ED’! I’m tired of seeing all these EMOTIONAL STATE couples, knowing they’re going back to their LOCATION PLURAL to VERB their BODY PART MADE PLURAL off and I don’t get to.” “Do you want me to fix that for you?” FEMALE FIRST NAME’s eyes go wide as I move closer. “If you’d like some assistance with the VERB + 'ING' your SINGLE BODY PART off part, I’d be EMOTIONAL STATE to help out. I loosen my SINGLE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING. She pushes on my chest “Don’t VERB with me!” I grab her hand and fit myself between her PLURAL BODY PART, pressing my BODY PART into hers. I’m hard. I have been since I walked into the bar and saw her in this ADJECTIVE little nothing of a/an SINGLE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING. “I’m assuming you can feel that?” I roll my PLURAL BODY PART just to be clear what 'that' is. “Yes.” “What does that feel like to you, TERM OF ENDEARMENT?” “It feels like–” “--like I’m VERB + ING you?” I skim the length of her BODY PART with my free hand. “No.” It’s the softest whisper. “Does it feel like I’m being ADJECTIVE?” I rest my finger under her SINGLE FACIAL FEATURE and tip it up so she meets my gaze. “I assure you, there’s nothing ADJECTIVE about the things I want to do to you, the ways I want to VERB you.”
