It was 3am when me and my friend PERSONS NAME were eat FOOD while playing VIDEOGAME when we heard our doorbell ring. We got up and opened the door and saw a package on the ground. It was labeled NAME from COUNTRY. We were suspicious but took it in anyways. When we opened it, we saw a picture of PERSONS NAME holding a NOUN while licking a NOUN. We crapped our pants and ran into the basement as the power went out. The door locked behind us as we heard SONG NAME playing full blast from our NOUN upstairs. Then we saw him. It was Adam Sandler holding a sloppy NOUN, while screaming EXCLAMATION!! We hid under the old sink but then he butt fucced us till we died. Da end.
