Jamie's Monologue

Okay. Mom was  CELEBRITY FEMALE. Dad was  CELEBRITY MALE.  SAME CELEBRITY MALE met  SAME CELEBRITY FEMALE when she was  NUMBER. He was  NUMBER. Total surprise, a year later, my brother  PERSON IN ROOM. And me, less of a surprise, I guess. Dad starts working in a  PLACE. It's, uh, more money. Slightly more, but he's barely home now and  SAME CELEBRITY FEMALE, well...  SAME CELEBRITY FEMALE is home with the  PLURAL NOUN , but she's basically a  SAME NOUN SINGULAR herself. A  SAME NOUN SINGULAR with two  SAME NOUN PLURAL, and a husband  NUMBER meters down. So, she does what kids do. She  VERB ENDING IN S . So, Dad's underground, and Mom's under some  NOUN, and... the thing about a coal mine... Well, the thing I think about most now I'm  ADJECTIVE ... No  PLURAL NOUN down there. No  PLURAL NOUN at all. See, these men... We send them down into this dark mess,  VERB ENDING IN ING for something  ADJECTIVE. So...  SAME ADJECTIVE that it's now lumps of  SAME ADJECTIVE things, so old and  ADJECTIVE that they will literally  VERB, and that was his life. While she did whatever she could to feel  ADJECTIVE. All that  NOUN, that dark, powdery  NOUN is all over his  BODY PART , his  BODY PART, his fucking  BODY PART, when he comes up. There's not a leaf, not a branch, not a  NOUN in his world, and when he finally climbs out of that  NOUN, finally climbs back to the land of the living... they  VERB at him.