A Surprising Occurrence

Dearest  PERSONS NAME, Today, something  ADJECTIVE occurred.  PERSONS NAME happened to be  VERB down the  NOUN on this  ADJECTIVE  ADJECTIVE day, when  ADJECTIVE (ENDING IN LY),  PRONOUN was  ADJECTIVE (ENDING IN LY)  PAST TENSE VERB by a  ADJECTIVE  NOUN using a  ADJECTIVE  NOUN. It was a  ADJECTIVE occurrence, but alas, it could not have been avoided. The worst part is that the  NOUN that  PAST TENSE VERB  PRONOUN was  VERB (ENDING IN ING) around and speaking  LANGUAGE. It was shouting, "  PHRASE IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE " and  VERB (ENDING IN ING) back and forth,  VERB (ENDING IN ING) a  NOUN around. I am truly  ADJECTIVE that this has happened, but I am  ADJECTIVE that it was  PERSONS NAME that it happened to. We all know that  PERSONS NAME is a  NOUN, and  PLURAL NOUN like  PRONOUN should be  PAST TENSE VERB into  COUNTRY. Anyways, take care of  PERSONS NAME and keep them safe from  COUNTRY. From, your truly  ADJECTIVE,  PERSONS NAME