Tom Sandoval is a ADJECTIVE NOUN from Los Angeles. As you know, L.A. is the land of PLURAL NOUN and PLURAL NOUN. Tom once had a beautiful NOUN named PERSONS NAME who he lived with in a ADJECTIVE NOUN on the north side of PLACE. One day Tom decided to stick his NOUN in PERSONS NAME's NOUN and rub her PLURAL NOUN with his NOUN until he PAST TENSE VERB all over the NOUN. All of this was witnessed by PERSONS NAME who immediately PAST TENSE VERB then texted TMZ.
