Once upon a time, in a PLACE far away from modern civilization, where pizzas VERB and pigs VERB, lived a pineapple. This pineapple wasn't just any fruit, he was ADJECTIVE and a very ADJECTIVE fellow. Pineapple was in love with pizza. Now, perhaps you VERB that NOUN and pizza don't go very nicely together. You're absolutely correct. NOUN and pizza is a literal war crime and NOBODY should eat it, not even your ADJECTIVE nemesis. NOUN thinks that such a food needs to NOUN to keep the balance between NOUN and NOUN. Not only does NOUN pizza disrespect A NATIONALITY but it also destroys their natural habitat. So this is why, A NATIONALITY should NEVER, EVER VERB such a disgusting NOUN EVER AGAIN!!!!!
