One ADJECTIVE human being. NUMBER ounces of gas.
On a ADJECTIVE sunny day, PERSONS NAME farted.
However, this was no ordinary fart. This ADJECTIVE fart caused the destruction of the PLACE . Once this ADJECTIVE fart happened, the entire country of COUNTRY shut down. Vladmir Putin hid all of his PLURAL NOUN, and headed to PLACE to hide out from the ADJECTIVE stench. You couldn't buy any PLURAL VERB anywhere. It was a smelly, ADJECTIVE, mess. NASA sent PERSONS NAME up to the ozone layer to fix it. They failed, and COUNTRY also shut down. Next thing everyone knew, even, PERSONS NAME , everyone was trapped in their ADJECTIVE homes. The NOUN also smelled shitty. This enhanced the ever growing ADJECTIVE disappointment in humanity to grow even more. Then, almost miraculously, PERSONS NAME came up with a ADJECTIVE plan, using PLURAL NOUN . PERSONS NAME from PLACE would fly up to the ozone layer in a ADJECTIVE rocket and spray NUMBER gallons of febreeze into the air. So that's what they did. The ADJECTIVE world was saved! Everyone was PLURAL VERB with joy! The world, even COUNTRY , was saved! Except Putin. He died of Aids.