Wells gave Josephine a ADJECTIVE look when he realized where she'd taken him. The COLOR ANIMAL Golf Course - NUMBER Holes of Fun.
"Mini-golf, Josephine? Surely you're joking. I'm a goddamn professional golfer."
"It's good to stretch your skills every once in a while, Wells. Plus, wait till you see hole NUMBER: you're not gonna believe the way they've integrated a PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT into a TYPE OF BUILDING," Josephine said with a bright smile on her face.
"I feel absolutely certain of that," Wells replied, "seeing as I don't think that sentence has ever been uttered in the history of man before."
Josephine grabbed his BODY PART and dragged him along behind her. "Come on! I call the COLOR ball. And if you're real good, I'll let you buy me a FOOD after."
Josephine was pretty sure she'd never had such fun in her life. It was fascinating to watch the way Wells's face turned COLOR when he went NUMBER strokes over par on a course they'd just watched a child sail through with ease. She figured she had about three more holes before Wells SOMETHING YOU COULD DO TO A GOLF CLUB his golf club.
"This is ridiculous, Josephine," he huffed ADVERB. How can a child conquer a TIME PERIOD EG MEDIEVAL-themed hole, complete with a remarkably well-integrated FANTASY CREATURE water feature, but I can't manage to get anywhere near the hole?"
"It's the nature of the game, ENDEARMENT," she said sweetly.
The Wells Josephine had met all those months ago would have never stuck around for any mini-golf at all, and certainly not after he saw the nautical hole with a spinning SOMETHING NAUTICAL trap. But as much as he was being EMOTION about this, Josephine knew that deep down, he was having a great time.
Every time she laughed in delight at a hole, like the one with a volcano that spewed LIQUID or the ruins with moving BODY PART bones you had to hit the ball through, Josephine could see Wells's eyes crinkle in EMOTION and love. Her BODY PART surged with her own love for this cranky, handsome man.
All good things must come to an end, though, and finally Wells called it quits. "This is it, ENDEARMENT. I'm not sure how I'm meant to get a ball past an animatronic CAREER dangling a ITEM OF CLOTHING - I'm not even sure what this theme is. Or how you're allowed to have it in a place for children, given that you can see their BODY PART ."
Josephine sighed deeply. "Fiiiiiiiiiine," she said ADVERB. But I do think you owe me a prize for winning."
Wells looked at her suspiciously. "Josephine, I know I didn't do so hot here, but I'm still a professional golfer. I'm pretty sure I won."
Josephine looked innocent. "Actually, I got NUMBER and your score is A COMICALLY LARGER NUMBER. But I'll let you have this one."
Wells gave her a look that radiated heat. "You'd better, ENDEARMENT - because I'm going to take you home and show you just what I know about holes..."
Josephine beat him back to the car.
