Zach's Patreon Mad Lib

I pressed my against her  PLURAL BODY PART, forcing her to look up at me. “You’re my  EXTENDED FAMILY MEMBER. Not  PERSON IN ROOM ’s I don’t give a fuck how  ADJECTIVE they are or what type of  NOUN they have. You are mine and no one touches what’s mine.” “You’re a/an  INSULTING NAME.” My fingers brushed against  ADJECTIVE  TYPE OF FABRIC. She grasped my shoulders, her nails digging into my back when I slid her  ITEM OF CLOTHING aside and rubbed my thumb over her swollen  BODY PART . Her body jerked. Small trembles ran through her as her  PLURAL BODY PART dug deeper into her  FACIAL FEATURE . “I’m a/an  INSULTING NAME yet you’re  VERB ENDING IN “ING” all over my  BODY PART. What does that say about you?”  SHORT GIBBERISH PHRASE “Make no mistake,  TERM OF ENDEARMENT, I pulled her bottom lip down with my thumb, letting her taste her own  BODILY FLUID . “This is business. And if there’s one thing I take  ADVERB, it’s my  PLURAL NOUN.”