Dear Aunt FIRST NAME (FEMALE), Thank you so much for the awesome gift! It was the most ADJECTIVE birthday present ever. All my friends will be so ADJECTIVE that I have my own NOUN. I love the way the SAME NOUN looks on my NOUN. I'm sorry Uncle FIRST NAME (MALE) was sick and couldn't come to the party. Mom said he was VERB ENDING IN ING all night. It must have been hard for you to VERB will all that noise! Was the present from both of you, or did uncle SAME FIRST NAME (MALE) get me something else? If he did, can he bring it to me when he's feeling ADJECTIVE? Or better yet, you can bring it over ADVERB. Thank you again, and to make things easy for you, I'd like a NOUN for my next birthday. Love, Greg.