Doctors around the NOUN are learning about the dangers of a ADJECTIVE new disease. This malady, named ADJECTIVE BODY PART VERB ENDING IN 'ING', is spreading ADVERB throughout the most ADJECTIVE parts of the country. Dr. NAME OF PERSON IN ROOM Mc, professor of ADJECTIVE VERB ENDING IN 'ING', informed us of its ADJECTIVE symptoms. "Infected people will typically display the following signs: ADJECTIVE VERB ENDING IN ING, the affected body part turning a ADJECTIVE COLOR, and a sudden onset of VERB ENDING IN 'ING'." Treatments include VERB ENDING IN 'ING', PLURAL NOUN applied directly to the affected body part, and drinking lots of LIQUID. Victims should be sure to abstain from all FOOD and moving too ADVERB. Feel ADVERB soon!
