Bruce Writes A Playoff Hockey Text

Gentlemen, the  UNIT OF TIME SINGULAR is upon us. We will  COOKING VERB their  SENSITIVE BODY PART. It was  LONG DEAD AUTHOR who once foretold of this  APOCALYPTIC NOUN. Before another  UNIT OF TIME passes, we will have  VERB OF DESTRUCTION the  PLACE YOU WOULD LIVE of their forefathers.  A FELONY CRIME it to the  NOUN OF SOMETHING RUINED!!!