Have you heard of the NOUN? he comes in at 3AM and steals your NOUNs. Last night, he came in and I hid in my NOUN. He ate my NOUN for hours and that's why im SO tired! To summon him, just make sure there are dirty NOUNs in the PLACE. After you follow my instructions, he will appear at your ROOM IN HOUSE every night until the stuff is clean. I dont know how much longer I have left until he ADJECTIVEs my NOUNs. Please, dont leave out dirty stuff or else he will find your NOUNs. Please.
