Me and my friend, PERSONS NAME are going to Ohio today! Wait. Nevermind, they just texted me they have ILLNESS. Looks like I'm going by myself! I will upgrade to first class tickets so PERSONS NAME will be jealous. (Evil laughter.) I will get FOOD in PLACE. Then, I will get a TYPE OF PICTURE with CELEBERITY NAME. Ohio is also home to some good memes. Even though Alabama has stole our goofy aah-ness it will not die in me! As soon as I got on the plane I yelled "!" I wonder why nobody laughed. It's ok I'll get them next time. I then sent a selfie to PERSONS NAME for some clarification I wasn't going to miss out on this. Oh look at that it's a homeless person! WAIT IS THAT PERSONS NAME!?!?!?! I'M GONNA GO BEAT THEM UP FOR LYING TO ME!!! Oh, I'm still recording....... Oops! Bye guys!!!
