, a small town farm with a ADJECTIVE bay window, with a crack the window shatters, as three ninja jump through it into the PLACE. PERSONS NAME scrambles backward to put kitchen counter between him and the ninja invaders. They screamed VERB and reached for their Katanas. PERSONS NAME grabs a ADJECTIVE frying pan and screams bring it on, you rats. So the battle begins.
Frying pans make surprisingly good shields in a pinch. The battle goes
ADJECTIVE over the next twenty minutes but in the end the exhausted ninjas retreat back through the NOUN and VERB screaming into the distance.
