In a tale as humorous as it was embarrassing, our protagonist, PERSON IN ROOM, MALE, found himself in a rather awkward situation. It all started with a date night with his beautiful lady at a NATIONALITY restaurant where they enjoyed their famous FOOD and a bottle of NUMBER, YEAR wine which cost an arm and a BODY PART, SINGULAR. They then went back to his place for a night of passion. Feeling pleased with himself having set a personal best at NUMBER UNIT OF TIME, our protagonist was on a high. He had been feeling tipsy long before they had left the restaurant, but he kept on drinking. By the end of the night, he had drunk NUMBER bottles of TYPE OF LIQUID on top of the wine he enjoyed earlier. He just barely managed to show his date out, gave her a kiss on the BODY PART, and closed the door. Total black out. Next thing he remembers is waking up with a(n) NOUN stuck up his rectum! EXCLAMATION, he shouted.
Embarrassed, uncomfortable and confused, our protagonist knew he had no other choice but to seek medical attention. He had heard from his good friend FAMOUS PERSON, who needed assistance with a similar issue, about a discreet doctor with an office in CITY. Apparently he was the man for this sort of job job. Seeing as our protagonist was desperate to keep this a secret, he hopped into his TYPE OF VEHICLE and went there.
He entered the doctor's office and went to the reception. There was a middle-aged nurse sitting there. She immediately stood up and escorted him to the examination room. Upon entering the examination room and closing the door, our protagonist heard "Please, sit down. I'm Doctor PERSON IN ROOM, MALE". They shook BODY PART, PLURAL. The doctor was as memorable a character as it gets. He was wearing a COLOUR lab coat with a(n) FOOTBALL TEAM top underneath, had greasy COLOUR hair, and you could see hair sticking out his BODY PART. The word ADJECTIVE was tattooed across his forehead. Despite his obvious physical defects, there was a trustworthy aura about him. Not to mention that his degree from the University of VILLAGE and the picture of him with FAMOUS PERSON hanging on his wall spoke for themselves.
"Okay, let's do this.", said the doctor. He put out his cigar by dropping it in a glass of LIQUID sitting on his NOUN, SINGULAR. He put on his TYPE OF MATERIAL gloves and pointed to the examination table while clicking his tongue. No questions asked; you could tell this wasn't his first rodeo. "Take off your ARTICLE OF CLOTHING and lie down.", he said. Our protagonist couldn't help but squirm as the doctor was trying his hardest to extract the item. EXCLAMATION!, screamed our protagonist in pain. The doctor gave it one more go before finally succeeding. EXCLAMATION! This one is going in the record books.", said the doctor. Our protagonist was finally in the clear.
Our protagonist took out his NOUN from his ARTICLE OF CLOTHING and paid the good doctor in cash. As he was leaving the doctor's office, he couldn't help but shake his PART OF BODY in disbelief at the absurdity of it all. It was on this day he decided to quit VERB ENDING IN ING. A night to remember.
