In a tale as humorous as it was embarrassing, our protagonist, PERSON IN ROOM, MALE, found himself in a rather awkward situation. It all started with a date night with his ADJECTIVE TYPE OF RELATIVE, FEMALE at a NATIONALITY restaurant where they enjoyed their famous FOOD and a bottle of NUMBER, YEAR wine which cost an arm and a BODY PART. They then went back to his place for a night of passion. Feeling pleased with himself having set a personal best at NUMBER UNIT OF TIME, our protagonist was on a high. He had been feeling tipsy long before they left the restaurant, but he kept on drinking. By the end of the night, he had NUMBER bottles of LIQUID on top of the wine he enjoyed earlier. He just barely managed to show his date out, gave her a kiss on the BODY PART, and closed the door. Total black out. Next thing he remembers is waking up with a(n) NOUN stuck up his rectum! "!", he shouted.
Filled with a mixture of embarrassment, discomfort and confusion, our protagonist knew he had no other choice but to seek medical attention. He had heard from his friend FAMOUS PERSON, who needed assistance with a similar issue, about a very discreet doctor with an office in CITY. He wasn't your typical doctor apparently, but for this sort of thing, he was the man for the job. Seeing as our protagonist was desperate to keep this a secret, he hopped into his TYPE OF VEHICLE and went there.
He entered the doctor's office and went to the reception. The nurse sitting there was a NUMBER-year old lady wearing COLOUR scrubs. Without even looking up, she said "You have something stuck inside and you don't know how it got there, right?". "Yes.", said our protagonist shyly. The nurse handed him a form. She said that he can write a fake name if he wanted to, so our protagonist wrote "". Before he managed to fill in the rest of the form, the nurse told him that he can enter the examination room.
Upon entering the examination room, our protagonist heard "Please, sit down. I'm Doctor PERSON IN ROOM, MALE". The two shook BODY PART, PLURAL. The doctor was as memorable a character as it gets. He was wearing a COLOUR lab coat with a FOOTBALL TEAM top underneath, had ADJECTIVE, greasy COLOUR hair, and you could see hair sticking out his BODY PART. The word "" was tattooed across his forehead. Despite his obvious physical defects, there was a trustworthy aura about him. And even if that wasn't the case, his degree from the University of VILLAGE and the picture with FAMOUS PERSON hanging on his wall spoke for themselves.
"Okay, let's get to it.", said the doctor. He put out his NOUN by dropping it in his glass of LIQUOD. He put on his TYPE OF MATERIAL gloves and pointed towards the examination table while clicking his tongue. No questions asked; you could tell this wasn't his first rodeo. "Take off your ARTICLE OF CLOTHING and lie down.", he said. Our protagonist couldn't help but squirm as the doctor was trying his hardest to extract the item. "!", screamed our protagonist in pain. The doctor gave it one more go and he succeeded! "! This one is going in the record books.", said the doctor. NUMBER excruciating UNIT OF TIME later, our protagonist was in the clear.
