FAT

THE FAT MAN BOUGHT AN APPLE WATCH TO TRACK HIS FITNESS BUT HE WAS  ADJECTIVE AND HE ONLY WATCHED VIDEOS ON IT. HE WANTED TO CHANGE BUT HE PROCRASTINATED TOO MUCH BECAUSE HE WAS  ADJECTIVE HIS NAME IS  NAME THE FAT MAN HE THEN TRIED WINDSURFING BUT WHEN HE TRIED IT THE BOARD SANK AS HE SLOWLY DESCENDED THROUGH THE DEPTHS HE SAW A  HAPPY MEAL HE GOT RESCUED AND AS HE WAS FLYING IN THE  FLYING THING WHICH WAS BARELY CARRYING HIM. HE THEN WENT TO  NOUN TO DO THE  NOUN BECAUSE HE WAS DEPRESSED ABOUT HIS FAT LIFE HE JUST WANTED TO BE  ADJECTIVE SO HE WENT TO THE  NOUN AND QUIT THE NEXT DAY THE END