The Soldier Who Served

 ADVERB  ADJECTIVE  PERSONS NAME  PLURAL VERB  VERB  PLURAL NOUN A soldier is in combat when he is told that he needs to be "protect and serve" his country but the solider believes he means "serve" as in "serving cunt" which is the new slang. so he begins to perform a lipsync but it shot endlessley by the people they were combatting