My New Hobby

This morning, I woke up and thought 'I think I should actually take up  A HOBBY today'. To do this, I decided to go out to a  THE NAME OF A STORE just so I could pick up some leaflets on  SAME HOBBY AS BEFORE . To get into  SAME HOBBY AS BEFORE , I thought it'd be a good idea to go out and collect  SOMETHING TO COLLECT . However, it turned out all the  SOMETHING TO COLLECT were dead. I then proceeded to cry so hard that I  VERB on my own tears. After  A TIME FRAME , I decided to give up on  SAME HOBBY AS BEFORE . I thought I may be better suited to  A NEW HOBBY instead. I then decided to preach how crazy tootin  SAME HOBBY AS BEFORE and I suggested that everyone should take up  A SAME NEW HOBBY . After getting hit in the  A BODY PART with a  THING and being called a  SOMETHING RUDE TO CALL SOMEONE I realized that my views were not shared. I then proceeded to go home and  VERB . I sat on the  THING and turned the telly on.  A TV SHOW was on so I decided to just watch that. I guess  SAME HOBBY AS BEFORE just wasn't for me.