Dude, have you even seen our professor? He's been out for QUANTITY weeks and left his NOUN on the desk. Last time he was here he smelled like NOUN and it was nasty, dude, like I'm talking 3 of us left class. I'm trying to VERB this girl in class though, and I have an A, so it's chill, I'm just kinda SparkNotes-ing my way through. Wanna go get some NOUN at Cub?
