When PERSONS NAME was a little ADD NUMBER year old he/she was stolen by PERSONS NAME the big gorilla. To get back FIRST PERSON NAME, PERSONS NAME Must venture into the dark burdens of PLACE. So THIRD PERSON NAME went into the sewers of SAME PLACE and ran around with the extra-large ANIMAL and he/she saved FIRST PERSON'S NAME by running into the landfill and swimming in the trash. And they all lived happily ever after, well except for THIRD PERSONS NAME because he/she stunk after swimming in the trash.
