I Got Poisoned

I was  ADJECTIVE so i went to my favorite bar,  A BAR ! I went to that bar and started  VERB ENDING WITH ING the night away. I eventually blacked out, obviously. I woke up the next   TIME OF DAY hungover as  NOUN. I went to the bar again, considering i'm an/a  NOUN. I went to the bar and some  PROFESSION gave me a burger, and i happily ate it. The next few  PLURAL UNITS OF TIME were very unclear, all i know is i blacked out. I woke up  VERB ENDING WITH ING on the basement  SURFACE OF A ROOM . I then hear  VERB ENDING WITH ING coming from outside the basement and then i hear the door  PRESENT TENSE VERB. I  PAST TENSE VERB out of there and eventually  PRESENT TENSE VERB from their house. yeah, that was  ADJECTIVE, wasn't it?