Crooks And Castles: The Untold Myths

Far away, in the land of  COUNTRY ... There lived a  ADJECTIVE  MONSTER named  PERSONS NAME . But this was no ordinary  MONSTER -- this was one who dwelled in a  PLACE within the richest and most  ADJECTIVE castle, filled with a hoard of the finest  PLURAL NOUN .  PERSONS NAME 's infamy had stretched so far that a  ADJECTIVE group of heroes had been tasked to  VERB inside and  VERB . As they came up to the front gate, one asked, "Why are we even here? Can't  PERSONS NAME just be left alone with all these  PLURAL NOUN ?" To which their  ADJECTIVE companion replied, "Don't be ridiculous. The  PLURAL NOUN have made  PERSONS NAME too powerful, and collecting so many could open a  ADJECTIVE rift to  PLACE ." "And this would be bad because...?" "It would be the end of the world as we know it! Do you want to die by  PLURAL NOUN ?" And so they pushed on. After fighting many  MONSTERs and escaping numerous  ADJECTIVE traps, they eventually reached the  PLACE.  PLURAL NOUN filled the room with a  ADJECTIVE smell. And there, asleep in the very centre, was  PERSONS NAME. The party of adventurers surrounded  PERSONS NAME, careful not to make a sound, but just as they prepared to strike a killing blow, one of the  PLURAL NOUN fell from a heap and landed on top of  PERSONS NAME 's head with a  SOUND. It was at that moment that  PERSONS NAME woke up and shouted the enchantment: "  EXCLAMATION !" And with that, a rift opened, transporting  PERSONS NAME and their treasured  PLURAL NOUN to a land unknown. "  EXCLAMATION ," muttered one of the heroes. "Who knew a  MONSTER could be so  ADJECTIVE ?"