Dvo Minus One Plus Two

Despite the snow falling  ADVERB outside and the  ADJECTIVE mood D'Vaughn was stressed. An email from Jeff and Shaleia made it very  ADJECTIVE that Dvo's twin flame was supposed to be Godzilla -- but he was married to Rose! When he Googled what to do the top result was "Do the opposite of whatever Jeff tells you to do. He may not be Jesus, but he is a  INSULT." Dvo decided to go straight to the source and called up  CELEBRITY who famously created Godzilla. In typical  SAME CELEBRITY fashion they said, "Hey man -  VERB!" HUH?? Dvo asked. What do you mean? "Wake up. Wake up!" D'Vaughn  VERB, PAST TENSE with a start in his bed! Wintry sunlight shone through the window. Mimi  VERB softly on the rug. The sounds of Rose preparing Christmas  NOUN tripped down the hall. D'Vaughn had never been happier to get up for the day!