Statement number NUMBER, "A howling tale of NOUN," submitted by Leo Behe and read for you by Jonathan Simms, the PROFESSION.
I don't recall quite when it started. One day I was simply living as a child should; care free and ADJECTIVE, and then one day they were all simply... there.
There with their sycophantic handlers and the whole damned city feverish to please the whole lot. They seemed to VERB a near-religious devotion out of thin air, and it was at this point I began to feel an overwhelming sense of dread. For their presence was so insidious that if I did not ADVERB betray myself as an enemy to their existence first, one of their worshippers would.
It was then that the idea seized me. The plan... to fain an allergy to these... dogs.
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