Next year is set to be an incredibly ADJECTIVE year for all of us. Here are NUMBER of the biggest surprises and stories from a year that can be summed up in one word... NOUN. In science, PERSON'S NAME will make a breakthrough when they cure MADE UP DISEASE changing how people VERB for decades to come. In culinary news, COUNTRY is taken by storm by a restaurant that specializes primarily in OBSCURE VEGETABLE based dishes. The sporting world will be all abuzz when PATHETIC SPORTS TEAM finally brings home a championship. In politics, PERSON'S NAME shocks the world when they leave office shamefully after a scandal involving GUILTY PLEASURE. COMPANY NAME makes a new name for itself when it launches a product called MADE UP PRODUCT NAME that solves the age-old problem of PET PEEVE. SEQUEL TO REAL MOVIE NAME tops the box office and MADE UP SONG TITLE by FORGOTTEN POP STAR tops the charts. When it's all said and done, 2024 will be remembered in a lot of ways. The year of the ANIMAL, the year of the MADE UP TIK TOK CHALLENGE, and, of course, the year we all started saying MADE UP SLANG to everyone we met. 2024 will feel like a lot and that's because it will be. In other words, MADE UP SLANG, y'all.
