You're a ADJECTIVE one, Mr. MALE TEACHER . You really are a BODY PART . You're as cuddly as a PLANT , you're as charming as an ANIMAL , Mr. TEACHER . You're a bad FRUIT with a greasy COLOR peel. You're a monster, Mr. TEACHER . Your BODY PART 's an empty hole. Your brain is full of INSECTS , you've got SOMETHING SMELLY in your soul, Mr. TEACHER . I wouldn't VERB you with a NUMBER -foot pole. You're a ADJECTIVE one, Mr. TEACHER . You have INSECTS in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness of a ADJECTIVE crocodile, Mr. TEACHER . Given a choice between the two of you. I'd take the ADJECTIVE crocodile.