How I Met Yo Mama

Once upon a  ADJECTIVE road trip,  MALE CELEBRITY was strolling by  PLACE, flexing his  PART OF THE BODY. Suddenly, a wild  NOUN  VERB from the sky! It was big, black, and very  ADJECTIVE. But wait! Yo momma, who's really good at  VERB ENDING IN ING stuff, saw the  NOUN and shouted, "Watch out!"  MALE CELEBRITY turned, saw the  NOUN, and was like, "Whoa!" But my mom, being a  JOB in disguise,  ADVERB karate-chopped the  NOUN  PLURAL NOUN, and it went plonk like a  NOUN  MALE CELEBRITY was amazed, and he said, "You're a  JOB!" Yo momma blushed and said, "Nah, just  ADJECTIVE reflexes!" Then they went out for  FOOD, and that's how they became  PLURAL NOUN!