TEAM MEMBER was having a nightmare of a day, things just kept going wrong and this incredibly ADJECTIVE complaint that had just landed on the desk was going to make things a lot more weird.
It described how PERSONS NAME had stumbled upon a contractor from COMPANY NAME called PERSONS NAME hiding in their ROOM with a ADJECTIVE VERB in their BODY PART , it was COLOR, ADJECTIVE and in the shape of a NOUN and made them want to VERB when they saw it.
A ADJECTIVE argument then happened which was recorded as going like this
" PAST TENSE VERB ADVERB outside my front door and told me I looked like a NOUN from PLACE, and that I've been VERBing PLURAL NOUN from the local supermarket, how dare they say such ADJECTIVE things about me!
They shouted at my ADJECTIVE ANIMAL, NAME OF ANIMAL that I saved when I went on holiday to COUNTRY, I'm so EMOTION and I want to ask for £ NUMBER in compensation, a signed photo of CELEBRITY NAME, a SIZE hamper filled with FOOD ITEM, lots of ITEM OF CLOTHING, a COLOR KITCHEN APPLIANCE, FOOD ITEMs ADVERB wrapped in COVERING and sprinkled with A HERB and SPICE.
I would also like TEAM MEMBER and to perform a ADJECTIVE rendition of my favourite song, NOVELTY SONG whilst wearing COLOR 2 ITEMS OF CLOTHING, playing a MUSICAL INSTRUMENT and doing an interpretive dance to represent SEASON.
If this doesn't get taken seriously then I will VERB my NOUN on the internet, and move to PLACE and ACTION ADJECTIVE for the rest of my life.
