{"id":605,"date":"2019-09-27T16:47:00","date_gmt":"2019-09-27T16:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.thewordfinder.com\/blog\/?p=605"},"modified":"2021-09-27T17:19:03","modified_gmt":"2021-09-27T17:19:03","slug":"15-fortune-cookies-that-will-fortunately-put-a-smile-on-your-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thewordfinder.com\/blog\/15-fortune-cookies-that-will-fortunately-put-a-smile-on-your-face\/","title":{"rendered":"15 Fortune Cookies that Will Fortunately Put a Smile on Your Face"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

One of my favorite parts of ordering Chinese food is that crispy, sugary cookie that cracks opens to a narrow strip of paper. It\u2019s no surprise that we\u2019re often more excited to see our next vague “prophecy” and a few lucky numbers, rather than the actual dessert.  Yes, we\u2019re talking (funny) fortune cookies!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fortune cookies may not always be an accurate forecast of what your future will look like, but there\u2019s no denying that they bring a little entertainment to the end of a meal. Whether they may be spot-on accurate, hilariously funny, or just plain weird, we\u2019re here for it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We\u2019ve done some searching, and came up with a list of our favorite funny fortunes hiding inside those magical cookies. These are real IRL cookies, not made from a fortune cookie generator<\/a>. Some are scary until you realize it’s just someone messing with the fortune cookie receiver.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1.\u00a0Facts only.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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2. What are you trying to say?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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3. You are not wrong.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00a04. Coincidence??<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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5. Not going to lie, I\u2019m a little scared.<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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6. Seriously, should I \u00a0be worried?<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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7. I\u2019m not going home.\u00a0<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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\u00a08. Strategy is key.<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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\u00a09. My type of fortune.<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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10. Someone had to say it.\u00a0<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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11. A curious little cookie.<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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12. Nope.<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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13. Word to the wise.<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
\"Funny<\/a>
14. So this just happened\u2026<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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15. Enticing.\u00a0<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Classic!\u00a0 There\u2019s a lot to go about with our favorite post meal prophecy.\u00a0 If you want to\u00a0make your own<\/a>\u00a0at home, go for it! If you are at a restaurant and open a fortune cookie and find something so ridiculous or hilarious, please send it our way!\u00a0 My brother recently got one that simply said \u201cYou are not Superman.\u201d\u00a0 Haha, Superclassic funny fortune cookies. Aside from funny fortune cookies, there are also regular\u00a0fortune cookie sayings<\/a>\u00a0out there.\u00a0 Sometimes.\u00a0 If you get lucky.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

-Joe & Olivia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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